Checking to check it out

I have been a little tied up so to speak and haven't posted here lately. So I'll drop in a little something. Let's see what this poem stirs up.

A very old man was asked to tell
how he lived so long preserved so well.
He replied, "It seems to me
you must have for long-life lon-gev-ity."

Or how about catering to the ladies present?

Throw away your calendars
put your clocks in reverse
when a woman starts looking for
a pencil in her purse.
[Tst, tst, sorry about that]

Okay, I invite all visitors to try their hand at corny poetry, or literary jewels. Give it a whirl.
James